I'm in a very Holden Caulfield-state-of-mind so take everything I say in this journal with a grain of salt
Recognize that I am allowing my sense of logic to be clouded by emotion for a brief period of catharsis
Recognize that I am being stupid/blatantly ignorant right now, as I descend into a rant
Recognize that I refuse to be held accountable for anything idiotic I permit myself to say in this journal throughout the duration of my venting

Okay, here goes:

Life has gotten busy. 
I'm strained. 

See now, that wasn't that bad, now was it?
Now onto the fun parts.

1. What are you doing for Halloween? Dressing up? Passing out candy? Watching a movie? Partying? Hiding behind your six-foot Presbytarian-Protestant-Methodist-Lutheran-Catholic-Calvinist-Hobbinist Christian cross-shaped cross while spit-and-rinsing you mouth with holy water to stave the odor of the breath of that Cissexual Male White Upperclass Republican Bible-bound Wearing-an-American-Cut-Suit-With-Pin-Stripes-Two-Thousand-Inches-Apart-With-Slash-Pockets-And-Lapels-Wider-Than-The-Wage-Gap-And-No-Vents-In-The-Back-With-A-God-Awful-Striped-Gold-And-Off-White-Necktie-About-Twice-As-Wide-As-His-Lapel guy you were making out with while leisurely scanning the bible for quotes against Zoroastrian beliefs in your bubble if sanctimonity?

(Hey, calm down Tumbler, it was a joke. Just like everything else that this damn society functions off of. Besides, I thought you hated people like that. Because all white people are scum, correct? Great, that's been clarified. 
And look at that, I've caught your self-entitlement.
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS)

2. That last question took out a lot of my energy. Any movies out there you're excited for? Maze Runner? I'm right, right? Alright then, we can skip this question. 

3. What's the best way to spend $20?

4. Kaechon Internment Camp, something odd to research. As well as 241,543,903.

5. XD lol Tacos!! Lol im so random XD

6. Please someone shut me up while I'm ahead.

7. I don't actually mean that; refer to my disclaimer up above.

8. I could have question for asking make answer please too, yes?

Have a good night everybody. Unless it's morning. In that case, wait until night to read this. Don't read it yet.
Oh, wait. Darnit. 

9. 'Feelin's are a dangerous thing, young bahss. Stay away from 'em.'

TL;DR: AH'M BACK FROM THE UNDERWORLD AND AH'M HERE TO COLLECT ME BITCHES AN' ME RICHES